character - Derek Smalls

character - Self

character - Mr. Burns (voice)

character - 'Breezy' Bob Mckee (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Gene

character - Jebediah Springfield / Lenny Leonard / Mr. Burns (voice)

character - Self

character - Sean Boykin/Agent

character - Self

character - Self

character - Competition Announcer (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Panellist

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Derek Smalls

character - Derek Smalls

character - Caress Moscowitz

character - Self

character - Marc Gavin

character - Scratchy / Mr. Burns / Rev. Lovejoy / Ned Flanders / Lenny / Skull / President Arnold Schwarzenegger / Kent Brockman / Principal Skinner / Dr. Hibbert / Smithers / Toll Booth Man / Guard / Otto / Kang (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Victor Allan Miller

character - Self

character - Promo Announcer

character - Dog Announcer (voice)

character - Self

character - Derek Smalls

character - Mr. Burns / Smithers / Ned Flanders / Kang / Skinner (voice)

character - Self

character - Mark Shubb

character - Self

character - Self

character - Joey Lavin

character - Self – Comedian

character - Mr. D / Mephisto (voice)

character - Elf 1 (voice)

character - The General (voice)

character - Ned Flanders / Dr. Julius Hibbert / Rev. Timothy Lovejoy (voice)

character - Derek Smalls

character - Derek Smalls

character - Voice of Scratchy (voice) (archive footage)

character - G. Gordon Liddy

character - Self

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Punch-It (voice)

character - Mike Michaelson

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Charles Caiman

character - Principal Peskin

character - Mike Michaelson

character - Louis Faraday

character - Self

character - Jonathan P.E. Rice

character - Larry Fenwick

character - Self

character - Harry (voice)

character - Radio announcer (uncredited)

character - Mr. Blackwell

character - Chuck

character - Derek Smalls

character - Announcer

character - Dr. Baldharar

character - John Smythe

character - Ted Layton

character - Audience Research Captain

character - Handsome Dan

character - Self - Guest

character - Derek Smalls / Mark Shubb

character - Derek Smalls

character - Newsreel Announcer

character - Fairy 3

character - Derek Smalls

character - Sitcom Actor Ben Starr

character - Sammy Rhodes

character - Monosoff

character - Guido Finucci

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Radio Announcer (voice)

character - Steve

character - (voice)

character - himself

character - Mr. Burns

character - Ned Flanders / Mr. Burns / Smithers / Skinner / Lenny (voice)

character - Carl Sagan (voice)

character - Al Silvers

character - Simon Feck

character - Additional Voices (voice)

character - Gordon Huyck

character - Derek Smalls [Spinal Tap]

character - Rabbi

character - George Bush (voice)

character - Rabbi

character - Derek Smalls

character - NASA Recruiter

character - Narrator / Voice of Philip Alien / Voice of George Blik (voice)

character - Jack Savage

character - Bernie Wepner

character - Keen Hacksaw (voice)

character - Murray Sports

character - Jeffrey Marx

character - Pete - Cameraman / Radio Announcer

character - Self

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Trucker's Friend

character - Hippy

character - Dr. Jerry Shuster

character - Street Kid

character - Boy

character - David (uncredited)

character - Second Boy (uncredited)

character - Timmy

character - Johnny

character - Self - Panellist